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- POOFTER'S FROTH WYOMING PLANS AHEAD
-
- While we're at it, we have a sort of a cowboy song we'd like to do
- for ya. This is a song that deals with the rapidly approaching 200th
- birthday of the united states of america, ladies and gentlemen. This
- is a song that warns you in advance, that next year, everybody is
- gonna try and sell you things that maybe you shouldn't ought to buy,
- and not only that, they've been planning it for years. The name of
- this song is (pardon me), Poofters Froth, Wyoming, Plans Ahead.
-
- Poofters Froth, Wyoming,
- March Eleven Sixty-Seven
- Take a letter, Miss Abetter
- as our pigeons will be homin'.
-
- To our jobbers in Dakota
- And to Merwyn, Minnesota
- This is merely just a note about
- Performance to our quota
-
- Well, we've all come out to show dem,
- And the Elks have helped us
- Load 'em
- Little packets full of jackets
- Little rackets, little rackets
-
- Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments
- Little Pofter's Froth Anointments
- Little hoods, little goods
- Little doo-dads from the woods
-
- The entire stock is shipping
- Oh our shod is hardly slipping
- To the markets of the world
- Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled!
-
- T-shirt racks, rubber snacks,
- Poster rolls with matching tacks
- Yes, a special beer for sports
- (and aper cups that hold two quarts)
-
- Everything a nation needs
- For making hoopla while it feeds
- The trash compactos, small reactors,
- Mowers, blowers, throwers & the glowers:
-
- This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute(HYULK!)
- Two hundred years have gone ka-poot!
- Ah but we have been astute!
- Signed: Anon. - Wyo. Galoot!